El Dorado pet rocks, Great Novelty Gift, Party Gift, Gag gift, Unique gift, etc

Description

The one and only "El Dorado" rock buddy. Found in the beaches of Mexico, each El Dorado rock has a nice sandy tan texture.
100% naturally raised and underwent training to be an excellent companion at your side. The best deal of your life!
The El Dorado rock is the best pet you can ever invest! The El Dorado rock never sleeps, never need food & water, never make a noise, and never needs to go to the Vet! He/She/it will be your best friend forever and will always be a good listener. This rock will cure your depression too because it can act as your therapist and it will never judge you unlike your human therapist who just write everything about you, take money from you, gives you anti depression pills and call it a day. This rock will also help you out financially as you don't need to invest in several thousands of dollars in upkeep unlike your living pets such as dogs, cats, hamsters, snakes, etc. This rock will save you time compared to other kind of pets because you never need to clean, groom, and take them out for a walk. You never need to worry about traveling abroad because this rock will go through airport security without problem and can be fitted inside your bag. You can travel anywhere with this rock and you never need to ask your friend to take care of your pet or hire a dog sitter. This rock will always be with you as it does not break physically and mentally and it does not betray you unlike your human friends. This rock will also bring good luck to everything to you do as its magic. You will definitely succeed in life because of this rock.
*The rock comes with a small hexagonal box, some straws inside, a leash,
certificate of origin, and a short manual
as shown in the picture.
The rock on average has 3 inch Length, 3.2 inch Width, 1.7 inch Height.
There might be slight variations in the shape and the size of the rock, but it won't be too far off to the average dimensions.